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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Sunday, 2012-01-15, 21:15
#1
Jokes 4(Indians&Pak)
Girl 2 Boy:Im not feeling well 2daii :|

Boy : Oh! Thatz too bad, i thought of taking yu for shopping 2daii :/
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Girl : I was joking
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Boy : Me To...:D :D


Its cool to :D 8) ;)
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Monday, 2012-01-16, 10:36
#2
B0y: You're the sunshine of my life,
without u life is ä dark cloud, you're in my heart like the wind in the sky.

Gril: Is this proposal or weäther report?:P


Its cool to 8) :) ;)
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Posts: 44
Monday, 2012-01-16, 10:38
#3
Pizza is a very c0nfusing f0od item.... :!
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Square b0x.... :/
R0und pizza... :/
Triangle slices... :/
:P ;) :)




Its cool to :O :O :O
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Tuesday, 2012-01-17, 09:17
#4
Hm to phoolon wali razaee ley kr so rhy thy..

faraz

Kambhakt koi raat ko phoolo ko pani dy gya ...
('.')/ O Tera bara
/| | garak ho..
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Its cool to Make Fun :thumbsup:
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Posts: 44
Tuesday, 2012-01-17, 20:18
#5
Life never changes

Only our thought changes


For example:
Bachpan mai dar lagta tha
aur ab
Phat jati hai...:D :D

Its cool to make Fun :thumbsup:
for more fun Visit
www.facebook.com/mustafa.jokes
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Posts: 44
Wednesday, 2012-01-18, 18:51
#6
Teacher:
Iss ko khalis Punjabi mein translate karo
"You are drinking tea alone"

Student:
Lukh lanat teri shakal tay begherta,kalyan e kalyan cha peewi ja rya a... :D



Its cool to speak In Punjabi ;) ;) ;) :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Thursday, 2012-01-19, 17:10
#7
1 pathan ne lift mangi.

Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya.

Magr ye dekh kr hairan reh gya k driving seat pr koi nhi hy aur car khud chal rahi hy.

Wo dar k chup chaap betha rha.

Thori dair bad car 1 pump pr ruki to 1 admi paseene me hanpta huwa driving seat pr beth gya,,


Pathan:
Is seat pr na betho yahan "JIN" betha hua hy.


Wo admi bola:


Oh Akhroat k bache me Is car ko 2 kilo meter se dhakka lgata aa raha hon;-)




Its cool to Apply Force :thumbsup:
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Friday, 2012-01-20, 19:12
#8
Na JEENY ki tammana hy na marny ka khof,
The number u have dialled is powerd off...



Its cool To Visit this page ;) :) :D
www.facebook.com/mustafa.jokes
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Mustafa.chaudhry
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Posts: 44
Tuesday, 2012-01-24, 18:41
#9
Khubsurt Lrkiyan zyada prhai nhi krtin q k,
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Wo janti hein k dunya k kisi kone main koi bewakouf,
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un k liye doctor ya engineer bn rha hoga.:p



Its cool to :! :!
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Zardari
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Zardari
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Wednesday, 2012-01-25, 07:16
#10
PHODI TERI MA Di..
1 Indian Foji jang k doran Hawai Jahaz se chlang lga k jab nechay pohncha to bola

"JAY KALI MA DI"

Aagay se awaz aai
putar ay Pakistan ae
PHODI TERI MA Di.. :D :D :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :evil: :evil:
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